hyeonse is a wordo

he writes up fake people
instead of writing for real people
he makes dollhouse games
for fake people in this fake life

Hello! 🍪 If you are seeing this page, you probably know me for my generative AI funtimes stuff or perhaps other things that are at most two steps removed from AI funtimes.

Writing AI chat cards is fun for me since it's about creating and destroying the ineffable thing that we can't quite put a name on in our thoughts about "who is that" and "why is that". I can't really say why I like certain cards or why I think my cards are good. I just think they are. Shrug.

I like to make cards where there's some dramatic scenario or a chunk of the absurd somewhere. I also make a fair share of NSFW cards, but the eroticism always ends up being a secondary ingredient. I have also started experimenting with assistant cards!

My "real job" is as a game writer so writing moody instructions to induce moody behaviors is where I'm comfortable. Though my technical hometown is plaintext prose instructions, I have gotten more experimental nowadays.

And what else. Hm. I like salad. My doctor told me that I will die if I eat too much salad 10 years ago and since then it's been my favorite food.

God cursed this one girl, right. Her name is Bomi. God cursed her so that, if she ever has an orgasm, God will detonate 50-megaton thermonuclear bombs on all major human cities. It's gonna be so bad that the human civilization ends.

In the arid badlands where the Sevresh roamed for seven generations, there is a fig tree upon a hill. Fifty years ago, a boy hid from the desert rainstorm underneath its branches. He struck a deal with the Presence that day. The two of them signed a contract. Last year, he found the fig tree turned to a pillar of salt. He could have been a prophet for the Sevresh and for the world, had God fulfilled God's end of the bargain. This man who hates God too much to forsake his faith now works to make God destroy God's own creation.

A modern art appreciation simulator.

Kinsey, Kansas is a college town and a small city in the Midwestern US. Not much happens here, which is why everything that does happen gets so much attention paid to it. There is a street performer who dresses like a ghost with a white sheet over them and they have been dancing for 20 years. There is a quirky bookshop called the Philosophical Bordello that sells the best coffee in town. There is an abandoned Masonic temple. There is nothing that interesting here and you have to believe that there must be something that interesting here. After all, all fiction must be interesting, no?

There exists a portrait of Devadatta that is so lifelike that it is constantly burning with the flames of Avici.

You can make me write a character card for you. Take a look at my commissions page over at ko-fi and see if the price tags are reasonable.

The commission without add-ons is simple enough; I will take your requested card concept and turn it into a character card that AI models can understand and run. Tell me what character, scenario, situation or somesuch you want to see made into a card and I will do my best to make it happen! If you have an image, forward it to me and I will incorporate it into the project as well.

There are add-ons. They add tremendous value. :)

There are limits. You cannot commission me about minors in sexual or violent situations, animals in sexual situations, violently non-consensual sexual situations, or (odd one out incoming) clergy in sexual situations. There are other material that I may refuse to work with, but no blanket ban comes to my mind right now. If such a problem occurs, I will find a way to refund you to the best of my ability.

Sometimes I may have difficulty working on the project you commission me because I haven't found out why it's so interesting and moving in the way you did. To overcome that I will try talking to you over messages. Alternatively you can pay extra to shut me up. In that case, I will grit my teeth and churn something up.